01 April 2023

Profitable Fragment$

Practical Fragments has always been free and worth every penny. But over the past 15 years and 900+ posts we believe we've generated a lot of value, so today we're launching our for-profit sister site, Profitable Fragment$. Here you'll be able to buy all your favorite branded items, such as Sauron Atoms jerseys, Voldemort Rule mugs, and Dr. Saysno baseball caps. But the real moneymaker, we believe, is our new line of NFTs.
 
Non-fungible tokens, or NFTs, are one-of-a-kind digital thingamajigs that represent ownership of something else, such as works of art. And what are molecules if not works of art? Every drug that has ever been invented will have an NFT. But Profitable Fragment$ has no intention of stopping there. No, we intend to create NFTs for every fragment ever published. Fragments that have led to drugs, or even those with associated crystal structures, will go for a premium.
 
We'll also have a special line of PAINS NFTs, akin to Garbage Pail Kids. Will toxoflavin sell for more than vemurafenib?
 
Even if you can't afford something fancy like sotorasib or 7-azaindole, don't despair: there are nearly 170 billion cheaper options drawn from GDB-17. Heck, if these sell for just 10 cents per fragment it should generate more than enough cash for us to buy back Twitter!

1 comment:

TINS1 said...

Supplant Elon? I'm in. I'll buy the first 10^6 fragment NFTs. Should still leave plenty for the followers. :D