Tired of all those planar aromatics in your compound collection? Three-dimensional fragments are all the rage these days, and chemical suppliers are happy to oblige. After the stunning success of their FUNK library, SerpentesOleum has come out with a new offering, Tesseract Products (TP). All of the TP fragments are guaranteed to be nice, plump, and squeezably soft. For example:
Even more exciting, the company has hired a crack team of physicists to produce a line of 4-dimensional fragments with principal moments of inertia greater than 1. Don't delay, order your TP today, and wipe away the 2-D blues!